As far as I can tell, dragons are only good for one thing, to be slain. And, just trust me on this ladies, dragons ought to be slain by men. The problem is, for most of we guys, dragons are as hard to find as a four leaf clover in a Minnesota blizzard.
Manly deeds for men to accomplish, in manly fashion, in the company of other men, followed by female accolades for their manly accomplishments are pretty rare. Sure I sometimes rescue my wife's computer from blue-screen oblivion, and I know that the battle many of you guys daily fight with deadlines, contrary customers and unreasonable bosses is no piece of cake, but true dragon slaying should involves sweat; it's actually a good thing if a bit of blood is part of the adventure--at least there ought to be some danger involved--and after dragons are suitably dispatched there ought to be a sore muscle or two, and a callous that wasn't there before.
A couple of younger friends and I just returned from a dragon hunt. The head of the beast is already on the wall of my mental trophy room. As dragons go, this was just a yearling. One would be hard pressed to heat his coffee with the beast's breath, but in these Smaug-less times one must make-do. I assembled my weapons--compressor, generator, pry-bar, jacks, come-along, log-chain (Log-chain sounds more impressive, don't you think, than just chain?), and, of course, my truck. My comrades and I met at the appointed time before the dragons lair, and we slew that sucker. (For those of you who want a literal description, an older friend has an old piece of heavy-duty machinery that is mounted on a trailer. It is powered by a four-cylinder engine so it is fairly heavy. Both tires were flat. We were able to inflate one. We coaxed the machine onto a flatbed trailer, hauled it to its new location and managed to get it off without turning it over or breaking any bones.) If only Tolkien were still alive.
While I was washing the dragon stench from my body I thought of how I had enjoyed my little quest.
"The old sage with three younger warriors goes off to battle and comes home successful."
It was fun.
During the first twenty-five, or so, years of my dad's life he was a farmer. His career of eating by the sweat of his brow was interrupted by his part in the defeat of the Nazis. After that he wore a hard-hat, and steel-toed shoes. He worked outside when it was twenty below. His job involved trains, huge cranes, and molten metal. Dead dragons were piled up like cord-wood. For many of us, though, going to "work" means sitting in a padded chair in a climate-controlled room. I'll leave you women out of this for a moment. We guys are seriously in need of dragons to be slain, so much so that some guys go around slaying things that aren't dragons. In fact they lay waste things that don't look remotely like a fire-breathing serpent.
I'm at the end of the appropriate length of something about which to think, so let me just finish this way. My colleagues and I could have found someone with a boom on a truck who could have picked that machine up, set it on a trailer and taken it off on the other end, without ever breaking a sweat. Call me crazy if you want, but I'm really glad we didn't. I can't imagine us getting together next week, slapping each other on the back and saying, "You know, I wasn't sure we'd get it done, but we got that guy paid." Everyone knows that you can't just pay a hit-man to slay a dragon. And ladies, even if you can bench-press a refrigerator, if you happen to run into a dragon, please look all maiden-in-distress-ish, and when your guy steps up and sends that dragon back to the pit from whence it came, even if it is nothing more than a dragon-ette, hug his neck, put some extra jelly on his biscuit, and tell him what a prime specimen of a dragon-slayer he is. Then stand back; the popping buttons could be dangerous.
Be watching. Dragons are rare these days. When you meet one, don't waste it. Slay that sucker.
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terrain, lovely woods and pasture land. Sometimes the sky is just breath-taking. I'd say 70% of the time I take a ride up Potts creek, turning uphill at Mountain Lake. I head home down the steep side of Pitzer's Ridge. The circuit is just short of ten miles, and it has the aerobic benefit of being mostly uphill. The Potts Creek section is what cyclists call a "false-flat." It looks flat, but all you have to do is look at the way the creek is flowing to know it's not. It's a slight uphill grade with a couple of bumps along the way. When you turn uphill at Mountain Lake, unless you have the kind of legs that we old cyclists envy, you have to do some down-shifting. For a mile or so the grade's not too bad. On a good day, I can keep a 10 mph pace with a burst of 15 at one point. For those of you who don't know, that's what good cyclists would call "S-L-O-W." Then things get steeper. Usually there is some standing on the pedals. It's probably bad style, but I avoid using my lowest gear. Knowing I could down-shift once or twice more if "I needed to." keeps my head in the game. There are a couple of switchback curves and then I top out. 
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